Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
