Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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