I'm lost and stupid without you.
Do you still have your period?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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