Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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