All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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