So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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