fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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