thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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