How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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