I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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