were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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