ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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