i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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