another moral hangover. fuck.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
