I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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