They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
its liver damage thursday
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