I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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