But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I know her cup size but not her name....
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