from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
These tits shall not be calmed
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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