you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she peed on how many people?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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