I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
