His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I had to cum in my sink.
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