Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
