I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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