Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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