whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Randomize
