we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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