wat bout pragnant strippers??
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Randomize
