Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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