Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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