i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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