Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
me + whiskey = a bad person
i need some magic done to my vagina
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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