hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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