Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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