google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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