Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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