we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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