let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
