vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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