I heard we made out
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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