After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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