when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
