Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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