I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's shark week go big or go home
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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