i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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