I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Randomize
