i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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