you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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