You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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