Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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