but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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